I guess the rest of the family had to develop humor to deal with grumpiness. There is nothing I hate more than when my family makes me do something silly in family photos, so I can relate.
This could be an ad for condoms
Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On some Swansonn frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
In a Laundromat : Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
On a Church Door : This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door.
Quicksand Warning : Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
Seen during a Conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Notice in a Field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a Repair Shop Door : We can repair anything