Difficult questions with Simple answers

Q1. In which battle did
Napoleon die?
A. his last battle.

Q2. Where was the
declaration of
independence signed?
A. at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Nile flows in which
state?
A. liquid

Q4. What is the main reason
for divorce?
A. marriage

Q5. What is the main reason
for failure?
A. Exams

Q6. What can you never eat
for breafast?
A. lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an
apple?
A. the other half

Q8. Ifyou throw a red stone
into the blue sea what will it
become?
A. it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A. no problem, he sleeps at
night.

Q10. If it took 8 men 10hrs
2 build a wall, how long
would it take 4 men 2 build
it?
A. no time at all, the wall is
already built.

Poor Bill Gates suffering from blue screen like the rest of us

There is no way to effectively delete an image from the internet, could it be possible to bury it to where it is not found on any search engines?

bill gates old photo

For example, if we did a reverse image search for every single copy of this image on the internet, and created an image with the same name and tags and then faked hits to the web page to effectively bury the results to page 20 or 30, that’s as effective of a measure that I can think of to remove an image from the internet.

The Basic Laws of Association

leonardo dicaprio

  • Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve.
  • Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened.
  • Keep the company of bums and you will become a bum.
  • Hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check and dying broke.

 

Epic Fail